The Bucket List

So, i just saw a commercial for The Bucket List and thought it would be a good idea to make my own bucket list, so here it goes...

1. Be on the big screen

2. Be in a Pepto Bismal commercial or Got Milk? commercial

3. Meet Ellen DeGeneres, Will Ferrill, and Jesus (but I think ill meet him after i kick the bucket)

4. Travel to Italy and Australia

5. Go skydiving or bungie jumping

6. Marry a really hott muscular guy (oh, and nice too)

7. Have a food fight

8. Go cow tipping

9. Manage to stick two bananas up my nose at one time (im joking of course, or am i?)

10. Be gorgous........ wait i already am lol